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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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I think the universe convergence took place some time around Feb 21 this year. I also remember that beanis was wearing fingerless gloves

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[โ€“] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

In my alternate reality venis was downgraded and is no longer a planet

[โ€“] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Beanllennials in shambles!

[โ€“] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 months ago

Instead of Jeffrey Epstein, it's Jeffrey Epstain.

[โ€“] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago
[โ€“] miz@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

let's pretend I took a still from that Twilight Zone episode Eye of The Beholder where the conventionally beautiful patient is surrounded by conventionally hideous doctors disappointed that the surgery to "fix" her failed, and photoshopped it so the hideous doctors are all beanises

[โ€“] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Magnificent

[โ€“] lelkins@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 months ago

the alternate universe where i got the secluded castle island with whitelist system, unlimited money to fund even the funkiest shitpost or idea i'll have in a lifetime and being the public internet sensation i always dreamed of

imagine me making robots for a single bit on a video about ultrakill imagine me actually just making videos

or streaming. i literally have a vtuber avatar lying around and i'd like to use it if i was actually alone and free

[โ€“] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

In my alternate reality, beanis was called bโˆžnushhโ‰ˆโ‰ˆโœจ and raced beanpods