Venis posting ๐ฎ

badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Venis posting ๐ฎ

In my alternate reality venis was downgraded and is no longer a planet

Beanllennials in shambles!
Instead of Jeffrey Epstein, it's Jeffrey Epstain.
PEANUS
let's pretend I took a still from that Twilight Zone episode Eye of The Beholder where the conventionally beautiful patient is surrounded by conventionally hideous doctors disappointed that the surgery to "fix" her failed, and photoshopped it so the hideous doctors are all beanises
Magnificent
the alternate universe where i got the secluded castle island with whitelist system, unlimited money to fund even the funkiest shitpost or idea i'll have in a lifetime and being the public internet sensation i always dreamed of
imagine me making robots for a single bit on a video about ultrakill imagine me actually just making videos
or streaming. i literally have a vtuber avatar lying around and i'd like to use it if i was actually alone and free
In my alternate reality, beanis was called bโnushhโโโจ and raced beanpods