All my posts are bad
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2025
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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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I just want you to know that I've spent way too long looking for photos of Lu Dort where he makes a facial expression similar to one of our owl emojis, and I haven't been remotely successful.
Hehehehe this warms my cold little heart
Coughing up pellets of pure gold
delete it
nah, that bad post is staying
I will learn from your bravery
I used to but now that badposting exists I don't have to
we wipe up all the badposts and dump them in here so the rest of hexbear can have a nice clean goodpost instance. you're welcome
Slaps roof of instance- this baby can hold a LOT of bad posts
It is a truly whimsical place
Never 
if you make good posts you're a 
On the flip side- if you’re a lib- you’re incapable of making good posts 
sorry sweaty all my posts are important contributions to Marxist thought
PhD_Pibb
all my posts are bad, but like, in the late 80s / early 90s sense where people were trying really hard to use "bad" to mean "cool"
That’s tubular
Just post it anyways you coward
GOOD point
Happy to help 😊
Way more since someone I was trying to riff with told me, "please don't talk to strangers that way."
Not everyone is open to "Yes, and"
It's a goddamned shame
In his defense, my riff was pretty unpleasant
Well, that's a little different
Takes some practice to pull stuff like that off and it usually involves knowing the recipient pretty well
Someone’s gotta push the boundaries of art
To be a “yes and” person in a “no but” world 
Ack! They’re repressing your creativity! 
Every time, and I wouldn't change a thing
Thank you for your service
Pretty much
o7
Never
Holy fuck it’s Maurice! I was just thinking of your handle for some reason. Good to see ya
all the time on the timer
Ooh I should start making timed bad posts - no second guessing!
