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Does he just only eat foods that are white?
this post was submitted on 13 Aug 2025
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You are what you eat, I guess.
Rip the wife then
Who the fuck cares?!?!?!
Ppppllleeeaassseee, Matt and Trey, make an episode about this small-dick, Nazi and mayonnaise!
VANCE: [...] I had a buddy who used to eat French fries with mayonnaise. I thought that was disgusting.
Vance further confirmed to have no taste
jd would puke himself inside out if he went to germany
We can only hope
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Jules wasn't a fan either
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That's fucking disgusting.
She's kinda hot for the bald racist type no?
She's just as evil as he is, so it's only a matter of time before that catches up to her too. (Miller's only 39, iirc).
Miller's only 39, iirc
Holy fuck, looks like hate really ages one out.
And just like kissinger, he'll live to 100. My only hope is he spends it in prison
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"What Undercover Brother said was true"
- My wife
The mark of the beast
"My must-watch interview with Vice President @JDVance:"
The interview: "Is a hot dog a sandwich?"
Why does she look like his sister?
Who cares?
What a dumb bitch. Where's the Epstein files?
Gross
Let me guess, he also only eats cheese pizza, throws a tantrum when any sandwich has visible crust on it, and thinks 2% milk is 'just too much'.
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I mean, the man knows what he likes.
A meal isn't a meal without the creamy white dressing squishing around his mouth. the salty sour bitterness coating his tongue.
man loves a good thick mayonnaise almost as much as he loves fucking couches.
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Well he is Jewish and you know Jewish food - so much mayo!
. . . Right?
I think the whole of Judaism has disowned him. I know his Jewish family has.
he probably doesnt partake in traditional dishes of jewish food. probably all whitewashed food.
Got to give it to him, the man has taste
As if I needed additional reasons to hate this man.