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Stephen Miller’s Wife Says Mayonnaise Is the Only Condiment He’ll Eat, ‘Period’ (www.mediaite.com)

submitted 4 months ago by manucode@infosec.pub to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] blaze@programming.dev 6 points 4 months ago

"What Undercover Brother said was true"

My wife

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

A food the French took from the island of Minorca, Spain.

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[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 months ago

https://clickhole.com/heartbreaking-the-worst-person-you-know-just-made-a-gr-1825121606/

[–] shai_hulud@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I bet he fucking GAGS for Cheeto dust

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[–] WishBoneThugaNHarmony@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Surprising...(checks notes)...nobody.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

Why does she look like his sister?

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 months ago

The mark of the beast

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hummus obsoletes mayo. No they're not the same thing. But one is objectively better.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Depends on how much one likes unintended methane exhaust production.

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Unintentional? The farts are glorious.

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[–] Ton@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He does have a wife? That's the news here...

[–] GhostTheToast@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Rumor has it, she's why Elon musk had that black eye a month or two ago. Elon was trying to hit on her and Stephen gave him a black eye.

[–] Ton@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

lol

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago

Profoundly weird people.

[–] El_guapazo@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So Elon was just a different form of the mayo?

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Gross

[–] iamdefinitelyoverthirteen@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

That's fucking disgusting.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago (3 children)

I wonder if she smears herself with a thick layer of mayo before their sexy times.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 4 months ago

Stephen "PeeWee Himmler" Miller

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 points 4 months ago

Whatever, she's married to him, so that's proof that she's a pig.

[–] ef9357@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Who cares?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

i mean i like mayo well enough, but maybe now i'm an aioli guy

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I thought she ran away with Elmo?

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[–] BigDickEnergy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 months ago

Got to give it to him, the man has taste

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