I like my reburned beanis Xtraaa krissppe
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Ill leave yours on the stove a sec longer then :)
I prefer 7 extra seconds shaken not stirred.
I was roasting chickpeas yesterday and they were still not very crunchy in the center so I set it to broil for a few minutes. When I lifted up the baking sheet to rotate them in the oven I brought it too close to the coils and the parchment paper caught fire, however no beans were harmed.
Thank GOODNESS for that :beanis
Flambéanis
Ah, thank you, may I warm my hands by the beanfire?
Be my gurst
This guys beanis is on fire
you've heard of refried beans, but have you ever had threefried beans?
I haven't had refried beans in a minute, I should get some soon.
That fire looks bad you should throw some water on it
ty for the advice im on it
Did it work, or is it still on fire?
It worked there's more fire now
Please wait warmly, folx are making beans.
noooo ur letting out all the fart gas
It's a self-circulating system where the bean gas cooks the beans
cool kitchen counter lighting
"Flambé"
"Flambéanis"
I take me beans deepfried and stired with a small umbrella in them
Ah good you saw our note about making them extra spicy!
in the spirit of ‘let them cook’ we’re about to sample some delectable fiery (perhaps somewhat charred even) beans