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Help yourself to the drinks in the fridge I have some condiments if you wanna pick out yiur faves too

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like my reburned beanis Xtraaa krissppe doggirl-hi

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ill leave yours on the stove a sec longer then :)

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

doggirl-smart I prefer 7 extra seconds shaken not stirred.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I was roasting chickpeas yesterday and they were still not very crunchy in the center so I set it to broil for a few minutes. When I lifted up the baking sheet to rotate them in the oven I brought it too close to the coils and the parchment paper caught fire, however no beans were harmed.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Thank GOODNESS for that :beanisbeanis

[–] astronot@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Flambéanis

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ah, thank you, may I warm my hands by the beanfire?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Be my gurst

[–] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

This guys beanis is on fire

[–] miz@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

you've heard of refried beans, but have you ever had threefried beans?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I haven't had refried beans in a minute, I should get some soon.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That fire looks bad you should throw some water on it

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

07 ty for the advice im on it

[–] plastic@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did it work, or is it still on fire?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

It worked there's more fire now

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

Please wait warmly, folx are making beans.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

noooo ur letting out all the fart gas

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

It's a self-circulating system where the bean gas cooks the beans

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

cool kitchen counter lighting

[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

geordi-no "Flambé"

geordi-yes "Flambéanis"

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I take me beans deepfried and stired with a small umbrella in them

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Ah good you saw our note about making them extra spicy! skeleton-motorcycle

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

in the spirit of ‘let them cook’ we’re about to sample some delectable fiery (perhaps somewhat charred even) beans