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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Beanis would never establish a genocidal apartheid state.

I'm suing you for libel.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

but what if a genocidal apartheid state appropriated beanis? would you know whether we hated beanis or genocide+apartheid based on the emoji? what if i argued you hated the former in bad faith? what if we started smooching a little bit after that? what if it was sunset and my eyes were brown and the sun did the thing where it made my eyes pop as you pulled back from the kiss? what if the wind blew and i just sat there and watched you, knowing that your heart was beating quickly? what if i gave you a little knowing smirk? what would you do then, wokie? smuglord

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the beans are tired yall...

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Free Peanuts

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unban Bposter, change tofu-cool to :doufu-delicious: so it isn't associated with antibeanism

[–] miz@hexbear.net 18 points 1 month ago

we're gonna wind up with a burning frog emoji called :jimmy-cool: aren't we

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] miz@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago

it's refried

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm pretty sure this is a hate crime against Beanis-heads

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

I will not tolerate this beanis slander

[–] smokeppb@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

anti beanitism

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Making the flag of the Zionist entity cooler should be a bannable offense (jk)

[–] miz@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

beanable offense

[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 17 points 1 month ago

the beans are tiiired

[–] miz@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago

Freenis the Zee-nis

[–] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

FINALLY, a compromise we can truly all get beanhind

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Beanis is actually too wholesome to associate with that fascist genocidal apartheid faux-state.

[–] WeedReference420@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC BEAN WOULD NEVER DO THIS HOW DARE YOU

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Look what they've done to my boy

[–] Real_User@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

/c/goodposting