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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

tent shaped bear has entered the room

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

I wager that this bear has a fairly secure food source.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

i hate it when i go camping and mistake a 200 kg killing machine for my tent

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

ohhhhhh that's why my backpack feels extra heavy today

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

That tent looks extra snuggly! If bears not for hugs, why bears made of cute and made of fluffy?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago
[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

It looks safe to hug, so I'd do that

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 10 points 10 months ago

just like me frfr

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 8 points 10 months ago

They're just getting ready for hibernation angery

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago
[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago
[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 5 points 10 months ago

Just here, blobbing out.

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hug himbs. That bear is beary snuggle shaped, lol. Looks made of fluffy. If cute bear not for hugs, why cute bear so hug shaped?

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

hug shaped

Stealing this for self references

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 2 points 10 months ago

Excellent, I hope you like it. (Cats are definitely hug shaped. So are dads. I'd love a hug from a daddy cat. Especially if his kittens are right nearby and also possibly available to cuddle.)

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 4 points 10 months ago

Spherical Berical