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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago (4 children)

But that's a reference to monarchy, I wish there was a non-gendered term that could be used to refer to anyone. Something like ”friend” but different. Can't think of anything lea-think

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago
[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago
[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Oh no - I’m now being pursued by uncracked eggs with daddy issues who got the wrong impression meow-knit

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Come at me princess

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Yassss proto-queen 💅

[–] SteamedHamberder@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

I’ve occasionally used princess as an alternative to snowflake

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This belongs in /c/goodposting

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I need 500 beanpoints to post there doggirl-gloom

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

spirit-bomb take my beanispoints (this has charged three points)

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thanks you very beanis I am one step closer to my dream of catching all 500 beanis

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

deepbean llm

thought for 65 seconds

The user is looking for reassurance that love js close to their goal of collecting all 500 beanis, however as of the current day there are over 1000 beanis, with more potentially being released in Beanis Legands ZB in a few months. Pointing this out may be demotivating to the user. It may be better to not mention this and instead keep love's spirits up with non-specific encouragemtn

haha yeh