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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

no thanks, I make my own at home

Cannaye geddah um... comparison of war crimes to something from harry potter?

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are the cans of "israel has the right to defend itself" still 99 cents?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Gal Gadot was unwilling to be in Snow White until she was assured that it was a bomb directed at children

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago
[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

They got any more of them two state solutions?

[–] Florn@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh, perfect, I've been out of bad takes for a while

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

rookie mistake

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Can you get me a case of "capitalism might not be the best, but it's the best we've got"?

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Can you pick me up some abundance

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

I'll see if they have enough

[–] miz@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

can you get me a can of beanis ?

edit: please

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

you got it homie

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Can you give some racism, homophobia and body shaming? That's right, it's time to post about Donald Drumpf on Reddit 😎

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

No I'm all set

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

no thanks all the bad takes i could ever need are right on here

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

but i appreciate you asking

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

sure thing!

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Can you get me a recommendation for Atlas Shrugged?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Yes please i do