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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] varmint@hexbear.net 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Did you have a kid, or did you become hotter?

[–] marcie@lemmy.ml 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah

Does a cat count as a kid

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] marcie@lemmy.ml 19 points 3 months ago (4 children)

What about a young goat my neighbor had one could steal it

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

yeah stealing goats is hot

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

Goats are fun but if you bring them inside they will excrete goat pellets all over the floor.

[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago

If your neighbour is rich then maybe

[–] mrfugu@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

technically, yes

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Would the plural of milf be milfs or milves?

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It used to be milfs but Tolkien used Milves in his work, subsequent Fantasy material did the same and now Milves is the common verbiage.

[–] context@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i never did get around to reading the milvarillion

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Feanor crafting Milfs that are so universally sought after it plunges the world into chaos is pretty funny.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Milvin milves

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 18 points 3 months ago

Man I Love Fighting vegeta-stare

[–] tim_curry@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Would a non-binary ilf be a nilf or a pilf? Ooor a nbilf.. thilf tilf.. eilf enbilf

thonk

[–] marcie@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago
[–] LisaTrevor@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

hello fellow milf how goes it this fine evening

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] spudnik@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

I've seen more than one bumper sticker that had "Man I Love Frogs" and a cute little froggy around town, and it always gets me lol

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 13 points 3 months ago

Congrats on achieving milfhood!

I feel like I’m not hot enough yet to call myself a real milf just yet, but I’m slowly getting there. Aspiring milf maybe?

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What should I do in Kansas City Missouri with a day off ive got coming up?

[–] marcie@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Go down to the Missouri river put your feet in the mud and get very drunk

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] marcie@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

very high? 😭

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

Do you wish you were a bile beanis instead?

[–] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago

You're a MILF to....yourself??? thonk

[–] Diva@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 months ago

hell yeah, was it like the quickening in highlander when it happened?

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

what are the signs of being a milf

[–] BountifulEggnog@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Being a woman
Being over 25

[–] marcie@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago

Damn I've been a milf for a lot longer than I thought

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In your milf experience, do dilfs tend to gravitate towards milfs? Or do you repel each other?

[–] marcie@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Milfs attract milfs in my experience

[–] BatsAreRats@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

based based based based based

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Thank you for educating me about milfs. If I may ask another couple of questions:

Are there secret -ilfs us laypeople aren't privy to?

Has your milf status lead to any conflict in your life, especially from non-milfs?

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago
[–] isgleas@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

That's not a question

[–] SuperNovaCouchGuy2@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

Whats called narcissism

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

something that has become hard for me to internalize is women my age are now firmly in the "mature" category on porn websites