Burning Man "Orgy Dome" destroyed by storms : nottheonion

[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 107 points 3 months ago

[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 68 points 3 months ago

Our build team worked so hard this past week to erect our lovely space

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No more fucks to give :(

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqbk9cDX0l0

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Many men enter, uh one man leave?

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Last man standing

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

1000001929

showing my "o" face.

[–] Dremor@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Well that dome got fucked.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

Ok the orgy dome at burbing man sounds either based or like hell on earth and like it's simultaneously both for various people

[–] ssroxnak@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Big old tent gets knocked down by wind. More at 11

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Can't even have a wholesome orgy in this country anymore.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

That happened last weekend before the festival officially started

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

sex-positive, consensual space for couples and moresomes."

Oh so discriminating against lesssomes

[–] murvel@feddit.nu -1 points 3 months ago

Good

[+] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world -8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Jfc. Burning man really needs to just die already

[–] BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

What are you talking about? It's the best time of year to be on dating apps because the worst people are gone!

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Why's that?

[+] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world -45 points 3 months ago (5 children)

I don't want to sound superstitious but I went to a school when I was a kid and it was based on an old book and a real similar thing happened. Look for pillars of salt that used to be women. That will be the real giveaway

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah crazy that salt deposits would be found near the dead sea, the saltiest bitch out there. Must've been God.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world -3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Salt deposits named Edith forming naturally? Yeah right. Checkmate atheists.

[–] WR5@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I name all of my salt deposits. Some of them even turn into humans! (after a 10 month gestation period).

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Ha! You must be on some sort of hurricane-naming convention

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If you went to a school that was all based on one book, then you were either part of a cult, or part of a cult disguised as a church.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 months ago

Same shit.

[+] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world -18 points 3 months ago (3 children)

God has sold more books than any other author ever. If we needed other books He would have written a sequel.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

When you know its a troll but still downvote because fuck it

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

My guy

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Good to down vote and move on. Engagement only eggs them on.

[–] jaxxed@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

God wrote wrote several.

Well first he had at least three guys write books for him (ghost authors?)

Then he branched out and wrote one in Arabic, and at some point he wrote another in the new world.

Another time he had some kind of revival and got a bunch of folks together to decide on which parts should be in his book, and they decided to put his first books in as a prologue, and added a whole bunch of new-wave hippy shit to it.

Then he picked some folks to translate it over centuries from one language to another, and then to another, and then eventually to English.

Oh but before your book from school, he even had some old English king decide to commission another "translation", 'cause he didn't like some parts.

Maybe your kids will get lucky and get the Trump bible in school, so that they can learn the US history.

Edit: ironically, I went to a school similar to your username

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world -2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No Trump bibles in our schools because they are always sold out! The Maga Bible King James Influenced edition even has a Dedication by the original Author saying how great Trump is and how he was Chosen as a divine instrument of retribution to bring the kingdom of heaven to Earth. That is why he has been rewarded with three wives, two of them foreign models, and vast riches. As we can read in the prologue about a blameless and upright man of Uz, the tools of God are most often given earthly rewards before their heavenly reward.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Can't tell if serious.......

[–] DreamlandLividity@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Little known fact, the original of the book God claimed to write sold so little it disappeared from history. There is no copy left, we don't even know what was in it. It just inspired fan fiction writes, that had insane success.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Like 50 Shades of Grey and whatever it's source material was. Lost to history but still inspirational enough to change the world.

[–] Gold_E_Lox@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

you went to a school based on a book? and woman were transformed to salt?

trust me, you dont sound superstitious at all.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Was your early schooling not largely book based. Our school had a whole room full of them we could look at.

[–] AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I heard those places exist, but we burnt down ours.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

Probably for the best. I've heard the symbols in those books can be decoded into Forbidden Knowledge like in the first garden from that other book. Better not to be tempted with options.

[–] Red_October@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Totally the same thing.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

joke so triggering atheists hate it.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

An innocuous reference to a well known story from a best selling book and they just can't help themselves.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

sounds like they just need to get laid. unfortunately the orgy dome is gone, but never forgotten.

[–] Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ngl an art installation at BM that is literally a pillar of salt would be funny as shit.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

Sometimes BM difficult.

Eat less salt.

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