Back in the 90s
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
I was a famous teepee shoooooow

He's pro-fracking
could you prove in a court that he even knows what fracking is? checkmate
Yes, because he'd try to be his own lawyer and would piss off the judge so much with his antics that he'd be found guilty of every crime.
He would then be pardoned 20 seconds later for some other reason, but what a 20 seconds that would be.

I always assumed Newsom was based on him before they redesigned his character on Trump.
He is trolling trump and his DC crackdown by....
Doing his own "crime surge" of CHP. And it's CHP that did a good portion of the violence during the LA "riots" this summer
nobody good has ever been named gavin
gavin rossdale?
that's three bad names in one. gavin, ross, AND dale
He's a fungi
Mr. Peanutbutter is an amazing guy, indeed.
Democrats and Republicans voting in sync on every bill to fund Israel
"What is this? A crossover episode?"
