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badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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My name is Adam friedland. Deadass.
My full legal name is unpronounceable in the mortal tongue. My occupation is beyond your comprehension. My primary residence is inside your walls.
You're welcome to stay if youve got nowhere else 
your full legal name, current occupation and place of residence.
But it should really be
your full legal name, current occupation, and place of residence.
I have a strong belief in the comma
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Mr John Q Peepee, owner and proprietor of this here general store, Peepee’s Misc. & Sundry at Assbutt Road, Your moms house, Nebraska
Mailing address is the same
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jA0ECQMIkcGin+YBgWH/0qABxhsfPI8BBtOLPeR5poEHXILrRngu3uwbrJBWYBCT
2tbojTPCNQig82Cx1Qe2WpvfVAft3nUEhQ4WTgs9r56wJyCgEgYqTVs5HMJwvPaN
yan7yfdYIPMN5j5Ql3p3DdEnwkwuegLgMG08ZtxpZwwWuBI20Pvbq+1gHMxCqsGe
AIOPvFQXlY+1TmwtCyPB15fElaUUnR2ZnzbKq2NaJvCE
=TmUC
-----END PGP MESSAGE-----
I encrypted it using the best symmetric encryption no money could buy! Hope no haxxorz dox me!
$ finger CupcakeOfSpice didn't bring up your public key
I'm so secure I didn't even use a public key! I used a super insecure password for symmetric encryption that everyone would figure I'm too advanced to use!
EDIT: removed an ableist insult, even if meant jocularly
"Layperson" is probably the term you need.
I don't think so? I referred to the password using a low-intelligence insult, but we've had people here express they are hurt by such words, so I changed the wording a little to indicate tech savviness rather than general intelligence. Thanks for the check, though!
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... papa?
lol as requested I will not dox myself, kiddo
No just share yiur PII without doxxing yourself it's pretty easy
i will not share my PEE
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wow you actually shared your face mods please purge this comment, i just asked for name address and occupation
It also answers all three of your questions. I guess I should be more careful though
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