Full Name: Carcharodon Carcharias
Current Occupation: Posting, biting things, general shark stuff
Place of residence: Yer mum’s house
this post was submitted on 29 Aug 2025
39 points (100.0% liked)
badposting
664 readers
237 users here now
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
"AHRI BOY" KADESADAYURAT
1 Đường Chiến Thắng, Refugees from Rain's Refuge Building, Republic of Vinh Quang
Hacker/Software Developer
My full legal name is the one the government gave me.
I occupy myself by tending to things that need to get done
My place of residence is in the city
Zeroing in on your location as we speak
Mario "Super Mario" Mario, Plumber & Mycology enthusiast, 42069 Toadstool Road, Mushroom Kingdom
your princess is in our castle now (yeah she's gone)
we stayed up all night (playing donkey kong)
Name: Federick Langleigh
Occupation: Leftist organizer
Address: 1000 Colonial Farm Road, Langley, Fairfax County, Virginia
Oh! We're neighbours 🥰
Vegetas Palace WST 333892K
Occupation: you have the address come find out 
Omgggggg it's youuuu i love you
I should have blown this planet up when I had the chance 
If you don’t give me your mother’s maiden name and last 4 of your social you’re not a true leftist
Russian bot no 547866622
sowing hatred everything good on this world
Kremlin, moscow
NAME: 
OCCUPATION:
PLACE OF RESIDENCE: 1832 Drive, ,
Im gunna need you to dact those redactions if i can continue this bit
My full legal name is unpronounceable in the mortal tongue. My occupation is beyond your comprehension. My primary residence is inside your walls.
You're welcome to stay if youve got nowhere else 
Jason Brown, yeoman farmer's son, Charleston, Va (for now)
Dingus Kringo, Cake Farter for OF, Gary, Indiana
935 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20535, United States
Im Kash Patel's Butler
Walter White Chemistry teacher 308 Negra Arroya Lane Alberquerque, New Mexico
Let’s start from my social security number and work our way backwards that way.
Emperor Homosextus
69 Your Mom Street
Do you know Biggus Dickus?
... papa?
lol as requested I will not dox myself, kiddo
No just share yiur PII without doxxing yourself it's pretty easy
i will not share my PEE
Rats 
My name is Adam friedland. Deadass.
Hate thst guy
-----BEGIN PGP MESSAGE-----
jA0ECQMIkcGin+YBgWH/0qABxhsfPI8BBtOLPeR5poEHXILrRngu3uwbrJBWYBCT
2tbojTPCNQig82Cx1Qe2WpvfVAft3nUEhQ4WTgs9r56wJyCgEgYqTVs5HMJwvPaN
yan7yfdYIPMN5j5Ql3p3DdEnwkwuegLgMG08ZtxpZwwWuBI20Pvbq+1gHMxCqsGe
AIOPvFQXlY+1TmwtCyPB15fElaUUnR2ZnzbKq2NaJvCE
=TmUC
-----END PGP MESSAGE-----
I encrypted it using the best symmetric encryption no money could buy! Hope no haxxorz dox me!
load more comments
(1 replies)
My name is Corey, I'm outside of time and currency.
orange freakin cheeto
fascist "president" of once great but now bad USA
white house
Haywood Jablomey
420 High St
Weed Joke, CO 69420
Unemployed
Bam Margera
Drug addict
Villa la Bam in West Chester PA
:(
Name: Beanis B. Rain
Occupation: Hexbear's assigned FBI agent
Place of residence: Liberal Mountain, Idaho
Im the queen of angeland, i live at bucketham palace, and my job is hanging out
load more comments
(1 replies)
Adrian Dittmann
CEO of a car company, an aerospace company, and the most freakin epic social network 😏
Rent free in the minds of triggered liberals 😂😂😂
load more comments
(1 replies)
Rusty Shackleford
~~Bug sprayer~~ president of the gun club
Arlen, TX
view more: next ›