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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] varmint@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

For sale: pig poop, never balled

[–] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 7 months ago

I don't believe you. In my experience those are always pooped

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago

doing pro level poop tricks

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

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[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

tried to submit a short story about my hog to a writing contest but was told I got disqualified because it was just too long sicko-wistful

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What do you expect me to do with un pooped pig balls

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

Oh like artisanal "shit it yourself" pig poop balls? Now I'm interested

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

if they’re not pooped then they’re not worth anything. selling them at all is like charging someone to take your garbage for you. you couldn’t give these away. someone would pay more trying to get the pig balls pooped than if they just bought them prepooped.

unpooped pig balls is like winning a car on jeopardy. sure, it sounds nice. then you gotta pay taxes on it. then reality hits. you’ve got a pig with unpooped balls and he’s your problem now.

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 1 points 7 months ago

c/goodposting