We can play put the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!
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Ahh excellent, lots to go out in the garden today and my wife hurt her foot so she can’t help. We’ll get you started by moving these stone pavers. After you finish, it’s time to start filling in some new garden beds with soil.
I'm not at my place right now. If you come to my friend's place where we're at, you can have a donut and maybe pet the cat.
We can play boardgames and Magic: The Gathering, if you don't know how to play it I will happily teach you.
We'll go out into garden and pull up some chairs. I can get a fire going but you might need to hose off the fox shit from the various surfaces. Do you know storm drain fishing is?
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Mario Tennis on the N64. Sorry though, we'll need to play the clay court, as my HDMI adapter for the VGA washes all the colours and makes the ball hard to see on grass.
Beer on the deck and we can throw the Frisbee for my dogs.
I'm speedrunning Dragons Lair on the NES and I'll let you watch but otherwise I'm mostly going to ignore your existence.
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We'd go to the pub down the street and have a good evening
I'm dragging you into some obscure retro arcade kusoge. Waku Waku 7, Twinkle Star Sprites, Soldam, Land Maker, Gyakuten Puzzle Bancho.
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You can pet the cats who aren't hiding and then we can play some foosball and Goldeneye 64 in the basement
Contemporary dance obviously
I can offer a selection of board games and music of assorted genres on vinyl. If you're lucky, I can conjure some food.