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Trump denies he’s dead (www.politico.com)

submitted 4 days ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 days ago

is he still talking about that creep?

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 8 points 4 days ago

The LAMESTREAM {{media}} wants you to BELIEVE that "trump" is NOT dead.

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Common Barbara Striesand...

[–] Shaper@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I ATEN'T DEAD

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

First laugh of the day!

[–] antithetical@lemmy.deedium.nl 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I don't know what would be worse.. Trump still alive or JD Vance taking over. It is like a lose/lose situation..

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

No couch would be safe!

[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Damn! So close.

[–] III@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

I heard he said he would release the Epstein files over his dead body and I was all for that.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

we're going to need at least 5 buckets of lymph for testing

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 4 days ago

You're not fooling anyone you know?

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Liar

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

And there you have it folks. Donald Trump is most certainly dead.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

That was definitely Eric in a skinsuit. Proof: trust me, bro.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Right...it's definitely not a guy who's in love with couches saying this. Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

So he's undead then. We are in a zombie apocalypse

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

ENHANCE!

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