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Trump to host UFC cage fight on White House lawn to mark 250 years of US independence
(www.euronews.com)
What a fucking lowlife.
this post was submitted on 08 Sep 2025
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Saw the title and was like 'haha funny, imagine'. Then 'wait, it's not satire??'
That's the whole point of this magazine.
UFC and the bro crowd that watches UFC are the ones that loves trump. He knows his crowd
Is this the circuses part of “bread and circuses”?
Bread and Circuses is a tricky phrase, but no. This isn't for the People, it's for the Emperor. (The Emperor also wants to take people's bread away)
Thank you for the link!
How much is UFC getting for this? Another giant fucking waste of money from the GOP besides being so, so tacky. I don't want to hear one fucking word ever again about how our tax money is being wasted by any Democrat. I guess these fucking assholes would rather watch some dumb apes beat the shit out of each other than feed people, sad.
Is this their colosseum? Are we going to get 100 days of holidays per year and they're going to do the thumbs up/down to decide someone's fate as a distraction from how shitty things are?
he will find a way to turn it into his birthday event.
We demand Trump to be in the first round!
But how is this euro news?
Euronews reports on events outside of Europe as well as within.
It's not, but it's damn funny. The obese orange turd officially showing the world just how classy the whitehouse is.
Let us never forget that wealthy "business men" can be tasteless white trash too. And pedophiles. Actually that overlap is practically a circle.
Elegant
every time someone has said "this is now Idiocracy", they knew NOTHING.
TeenyTiny™
what a terrible website. adding that to my blocklist
also jfc what is going on in america
As a son of bandits, bastards, and traitors am I allowed to say I hope the ATC fucks up resulting in the entire fucking thing going up in a grand old explosion? Assuming the US survives mind you, getting real fucked Soviet Union circa 1990 in some areas, be a right shame if the Eastern seaboard ended up being under the flag of a Neo-Continental Congress.
I've already seen it done better than they could ever put on, although I'd love to watch the lard orange attempt to enter the arena in Auntie's zipline throne.
I bet the cage will be gold since Trump loves gold.
What to do when you need a couple pitbulls to complete the scenario but you're afraid of dogs?