They want $7500 for an eyeball? No, no, no! I can get you one for $750. Free range, not caged. Good stuff. Mostly legal. Meet me in the dark alley tonight.
ClanOfTheOcho
joined 2 years ago
I mean, sure. Anyone who can grow an entire human body, bit by bit, can assemble a perfect wife. I mean, have a perfect wife.
The Island? I don't recall it being a big hit, but I enjoyed it.
Me llama Han Solo y quiero jugar videojuegos de Switch2. Además, no me gusta pagar Trumpiffs. Theoretically.
ELI5 smuggling a Switch2 over the Mexico or Canadian border. Not that I would recommend that or anything. For science. And fanfic.
No, no, the black sharpie on the maps clearly indicated encirclement. /s
Please please please
I mean, has anyone even seen Melania since the inauguration?
"One GAJILLION BAZILLIONTY percent. It's my most beautiful tariff. No one will ever beat it. They say it's the perfect amount to win our trade war with Jai-nuh. No one will ever build a better wall than that. A trade wall. To keep the rapists and terrible people out. Like when Robert E. Lee kept the Asians out of Virginia. He said, 'That wall, it will win this war for us, and Soviet Prussia will pay for it.' And you know what? He was right. He was right."
Seriously, how high do the tariffs go before we just ban products from one another? Save everyone the headache, already. It's like the economic version of "I can name a number higher than you; you go first."