ClanOfTheOcho

joined 2 years ago
[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"One GAJILLION BAZILLIONTY percent. It's my most beautiful tariff. No one will ever beat it. They say it's the perfect amount to win our trade war with Jai-nuh. No one will ever build a better wall than that. A trade wall. To keep the rapists and terrible people out. Like when Robert E. Lee kept the Asians out of Virginia. He said, 'That wall, it will win this war for us, and Soviet Prussia will pay for it.' And you know what? He was right. He was right."

Seriously, how high do the tariffs go before we just ban products from one another? Save everyone the headache, already. It's like the economic version of "I can name a number higher than you; you go first."

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They want $7500 for an eyeball? No, no, no! I can get you one for $750. Free range, not caged. Good stuff. Mostly legal. Meet me in the dark alley tonight.

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I mean, sure. Anyone who can grow an entire human body, bit by bit, can assemble a perfect wife. I mean, have a perfect wife.

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The Island? I don't recall it being a big hit, but I enjoyed it.

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Me llama Han Solo y quiero jugar videojuegos de Switch2. Además, no me gusta pagar Trumpiffs. Theoretically.

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

ELI5 smuggling a Switch2 over the Mexico or Canadian border. Not that I would recommend that or anything. For science. And fanfic.

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, no, the black sharpie on the maps clearly indicated encirclement. /s

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please please please

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I mean, has anyone even seen Melania since the inauguration?

[–] ClanOfTheOcho@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I love this plan.