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This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I imagine Amerikkkans drink this straight out of the bottle the moment they are born. To be fair now I too crave the forbidden fruitjuice

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago

nerd Vegetable juice

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 4 points 3 months ago

Ngl, doctors recommended it for babies with constipation a couple of decades ago. I just looked and it's no longer recommended.

[–] wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I once got stuck at a rail road crossing where miles upon miles of tanker cars labelled "CORN SYRUP" rolled by.

Pretty sure that was less than a day's supply for the US

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 4 points 3 months ago

That much corn syrup would last a week tops in the average burgerlander household

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

My partner keeps a bottle on hand for if our ferrets have a sugar crash

I got curious one day and tasted it

visible-disgust

Dark corn syrup looks like codeine syrup if placed in its bottle.

For further reading, listen to "Karo" off Maxo Kream's "The Persona Tape"

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

"Yum yum for my tum tum
Karo's tasty drinky drinky.
Settle these rumbleys in my tumbleys
from the breakfast burger grease." - traditional american song