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It depicts him sitting down in a crappy folding chair holding a microphone and the water sprays out of his neck

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[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

a public drinking water fountain adjacent to his grave

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

right next to a public urinal? unhygeinic

Oh i thought you needed piss donations so your fountain could circulate piss

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

That's a good fountain design.

May I suggest the water supply for the fountain be dyed red?

This needs to exist.

While we're at it, can we try to get the Victims of Communism Foundation to put up a similar Adolf Hitler fountain, featuring the water spraying out of his head from two points?

Making right wing turds look silly is so fun!

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I would donate the bullets for the ceremony but since it is pretty much impossible for someone like me to get them in my country, I will donate this instead

[–] Omegamint@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Very tempting Halloween costume

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

major gamble assuming he will still be relevant that far out

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Need tubing under the shirt connected to a squeeze bottle filled with red liquid

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Similar train of thought; I thought of a Charlie meme format the libs will love - just need to find the right pictures

[–] DivineChaos100@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

this isn't c/verygoodposting

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Yeh I got your donation riiiiiight here :calvin-pissing:

[–] Oreb@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)