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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What everyone doesn’t realize about Newton thinking up gravity when an apple fell on his head, is that “getting hit by a fruit” was 17th century British slang for rubbing one out.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

Also for getting spanked by your rentboy

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

nonono you post your nut on c/badposting and then receive clarity from the users rating it

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Nut video/sound on/staring directly at camera/moaning your username coming to badposting soon

[–] Sport_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Getting turned on by my thoughts
Call it cumming to conclusions

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

cumming to conclusions is why I'm such a skilled mass debater

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 4 points 1 week ago

I'm too ashamed to talk about it 🫣😶

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

They say "be mindful, control your breathing, clear your mind" so I try for this kind of clarity of mind and suddenly they say "Stop! Put it away I'm calling the cops! This is a yoga class!"

Well excuuuuse me for following directions!

[–] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How, exactly, did you receive this revelation, citizen? volcel-judge

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I, uh... I was in bed doing stuff and then I thought of the phrase 'coming to realise something' and thought about how it was a pun on this thing people do.