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Brb dropping people from high point to leave humans mashed up from the fall. Should make em easier to digest for the alien. Kinda like mother birds chewing before giving food to baby birds. Its almost touching vegeta-stare

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[–] Esoteir@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i don't remember anything about this movie other than how jacked jk simmons was but having a time travel movie where you send people into the future to stop the apocalypse instead of the other way around is so fucking hilarious I have to give them credit

we really got some real bangers out of covid lockdown movies, war of the worlds 2025 is another covid banger if you want to see more peak art

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I watched it and good lord they didn't do ice cube any favors in that movie. i-cant I thought it was a meme or something I didn't think it was an amazon movie i-cant

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For a second I thought you were talking about the actually good time travel war movie "Edge of Tomorrow". It's awesome, I love it, and I've watched it like three times.

but alas....

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you'd been talking about that good movie I like I could've finally flexed my mod abuse and banned you for goodposting.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Next post will be how the white spikes from tomorrow wars could massacre the mimics from edge of tomorrow

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

They should've had @MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net plan attacks

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that the one where Whitesnake kills everyone, so they go to the future to stop it from happening somehow (????), then send the Whitesnake killer back in time, and it doesn't fucking work anyway so they just fistfight Queen Whitesnake and everything is fixed?

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Yep that one. They send millions of people into the future as infantry instead of taking advantage of the industrial capability that period of time has. The aliens need a food source because they multiply a ton so the humans kindly gave em one. I bet the aliens had a youtube channel named human mukhbang i-cant