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I am done with the burgery of the buorguorese and this has nothing to do with anything else. don't get any weird ideas here okay? Those borgoerios don't deserve to be called that. It's burger now! Imagine a rotting burger

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[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We should call them junkers like they were called in Prussia. I'm sure there was greater context why they were called t and it wasn't pronounced that way, but for us it can mean they're stripping the place for scraps

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

That sounds clever and somewhat fun to say. Approved!!! doggirl-thumbsup

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago

yes-hahaha-yes-2 (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧this would make an excellent addition!

[–] aebletrae@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I second your cri de coeur, but let’s eschew the bureaucracy and take an even more insouciant, laissez-faire attitude here. As conscientious connoisseurs, we ought to call them “hors d’oeuvres”. 😉

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] aebletrae@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

How else are we going to emphasize the inequity that 10% of the words have 90% of the vowels?

I suppose there's always the bugbearsie:—

bugbear (plural bugbears)

  1. An ongoing problem; a recurring obstacle or adversity.

    Synonym: pet peeve

  2. A source of dread; resentment; or irritation.

    Synonyms: anathema, antipathy, bête noire

I like “bêtenoiresie” though. Like the landlords, it's got a house, and the end sounds a bit like “nazi”. Most importantly, still plenty of vowels!

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

bugbear sounds a bit cute but bete...bete..betelgeuse doggirl-sweat aubrey-pain

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago

I approve! ヾ(。>﹏<。)ノ゙✧*。