China killed me for being too talented and successful so now I'm the specre of capitalism
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
We need to shut China down until we can figure out what the hell is going on.
I'm here for the CCP designed and approved Demolition Man sex helmet
This is true, it happened to me. I keep googling things like 'getting off Black Bar Cock' and it's associated acronym to try to remove it, but I am NOT getting the results I am looking for.
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The great firewall in action.
Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?
Request denied. You fill out form wrong. All wrong! You try again.
chastity but its a black bar that follows you around wont stop me im built different
Jokes on them, I can still have sex without using my penis
Oh you bet your ass oral sex is banned too. Along with cybersex, sexting, sex by mail, hell even painting a picture of your titties lands you in the gulag.
this only scratches the surface, i tried to have a mental orgasm in china and they used the cuban migraine ray device to implant an engram of Xi Jinping wagging a finger at me into my brain