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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] fannin@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

What if it was Frakes on a Plane?

[–] onwardknave@hexbear.net 6 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

Hippo on.... a... ship...po?

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 3 points 13 hours ago

Bears on a boat

[–] spudnik@hexbear.net 3 points 13 hours ago

Pangolins on a zeppelin

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 5 points 16 hours ago

i want these mothafuckin chimps off this mothafuckin blimp

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 3 points 15 hours ago

Or snakes on a plane, but it's the MGS snakes: solid, solidus, liquid and naked (chemistry is weird)

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 5 points 19 hours ago

giraffes on a hovercraft

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 20 hours ago

Hogs on a hog

[–] peeonyou@hexbear.net 5 points 21 hours ago

Dinks on a Skateboard

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 3 points 20 hours ago

Didn't they just do a remake of Snakes on a Plane that followed the same script, but instead of snakes it was dinosaurs or scorpions or some shit?