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[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 22 points 3 weeks ago

There’s an obsessive side to me that this appeals to. Just spend a year or two of your life grinding on a passion project with people you get really close with. I’ve had projects where I barely slept and worked for 12 hour days and slept in odd places. It’s easy to romanticize that, especially when you’re young and have no kids.

…but for AI slop? Go make a failed video game or something. I ain’t sleeping in a tent just to prooompt all day

[–] DogThatWentGorp@hexbear.net 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh I'd fucking hate to do QA for whatever code that makes. Homeboy in the blue shirt right there is about to write the worst While Loop ever seen and comment none of it.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

So ashamed he's blocking his face

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We sleep in the office which isn't an office it's a battlefield and that's where soldiers sleep the office-battlefield morshupls

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago

Oi oi oi oi oi instead of badgering my methods you should be training so me and kakarot can run it back with you universe 6 rascals vegeta-stare

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wasting 2/3 of my commercial real estate on tents because... soldiers?

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Thats the beauty of it. This is war son. When my soldiers wake up instead of powder and makeup we here put on camo paint. I don't sleep because money doesn't sleep

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

I had dinner with this bloke once. Ambitious. Bit talkative. Positive he like rfk is using roids. We at my company don't do shortcuts like that. vegeta-stare

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

This bit would be perfect if he collects rent and sold them the tent

[–] shath@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Not on my watch private. You'll go blind

[–] shath@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

sorry sir, i've gooned my vital essences away. tell my family they could've been nicer to me

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Here at work/battlefield we like to think of ourselves as family which is just corporate jargon for breaking ethical employee boundaries but I digress. There are two types of people in this world. Those than can extropolate incomplete data and those that goon their life away. Private, you have to look in the mirror and ask yourself which one do you want to be

[–] shath@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] shath@hexbear.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

sir i think he's dead from gooning

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 12 points 3 weeks ago

Please what does this say i want it to hurt me

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It must smell great in there.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 9 points 3 weeks ago

Smells like victory obama-medal

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

can love bloom on a battlefield?

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Abso-fucking-lutely not

[–] damnatum_seditiosus@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Why the tents though? You're literally a meter from another. Plus sleeping on a hard floor, these people are huge nerds who could just grab a sleeping cot, some blankets hanging for "privacy" and a much more decent sleep. And lol at the tents blocking exits and the fridge.

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

I hope they get in trouble for using commercial space as residential

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Vegeta, as a prince of a group of about 10 people, none of whom recognize your authority, do you feel a sense of spiritual kinship with historical white exiles/émigrés?

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They may not vocalize it but all of them recognize my authority. Power IS authority. Power dictates the terms and conditions. The prince of all saiyans is full of power. I don't identify with those losers. A fair amount of them are gamers and we are vehemently against gamers freeze-gamer

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But given that Goku is more powerful than you wouldn't that mean he has authority over you?

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

Is he? Last I checked we both got our asses whooped by frieza. So that's up in the air. Its all irrelevant soon I'll annihilate frieza

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 3 weeks ago

OH who could have figured, the prince of all saiyans, a fucking aristocrat, would have bad class politics

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

modern western techbro pipeline

[–] LargeAdultRedBook@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago

This shit only works on losers