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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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There is only one owl in the world that would even remotely accept being associated with dirt the-more-you-know

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[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago (3 children)

We need a new community, something like... c/factposting

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 8 points 6 months ago

disfakenews? Is such a thing even possible?

[–] Cowbee@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

Truth Nukes fire posadist-nuke fire

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (4 children)

No but seriously…are they?

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

I don't know. Can you repeat the question?

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wait I thought that that was Yurt_Owl or Jort_Owl's alt?

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

Nah, they're Sport_Owl's alt

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 13 points 6 months ago
[–] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

Don't see the resemblance tbh

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago
[–] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago
[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

No. They are one of my alt accounts. Reported for slander and misinformation

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Terrifying if true

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

gasp say it ain't so

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

after some uncertainty I came to this conclusion as well

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

Nah that's my alt

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

And I say "Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway!?"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burrowing_owl

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 6 months ago

A fanciful delusion

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 5 points 6 months ago

Oh shit I thought they were black_mold_futures!

[–] shath@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

i don't believe you

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago
[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago

tfw i was dirt owl the whole time and none of you knew it

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

Doxxing is bad, luckily you're incompetent

I am Dirt_Owl