This LinkedIn post is missing some of the mandatory emoji: ➡️ ❗️💡
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
 - Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
 
 - This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
 - This rule intentionally left blank.
 - If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
 
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Unfortunately this and the other ones are copy and pastes from real ones.  
No way this is real please say sike
Okay well at least it does say online storytelling, seems like the Reddit comments all think it's a bit
Do you agree?
Yes, do you also agree?
Is this linkedIn or is this reddit?
All that’s missing is how you spat on the employers face and got a job the next day in an entirely new field making 280k
Oh not the next day. The next few hours
Living in fear of the creature in my house tearing my face apart whilst i sleep (he is hungry and would like his breakfast please)

sounds like the only thing you fear is fear itself
No hes not scared of that shit, hes not a coward
I don't know how to work the danged remote it's got too mant buttons nowadays 
Fear energizes your soul like hunger grows character 🧏 Your life is a painting 🧑🎨 Let us paint a picture that shows innovation. I say let us live in fear and draw a picture of a brave deer taking on a panther 🙌 Fear is like a machine that locates 👨🦯➡️your goals 🥅 for you 🔊 oh would you look at the time🕒️ A fearful dreamer is always on time so until next time 👋
Beautiful champ  
I must not fear the offer. The company came back within the hour: “$180k, a different role, whatever you want.”
Fear of getting fired is the mind-killer.
Fear of saying the wrong thing is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
Fear of making a mistake corrodes every decision.
I will face that $180k offer.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
You just have to hit that sweet spot on the fear scale. Like grinding a rail in Tony Hawk Pro Skater.
They named a country in Africa after you
Zimbabwe