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[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (5 children)

“Right now in America, they say that if you talk about Charlie Kirk, that you’ll get canceled,” Chappelle told an audience of 6,000, according to The New York Times. “I don’t know if that’s true, but I’m gonna find out.” He then added, “It’s easier to talk here than it is in America.”

I love your comedy Dave, but the sell-out you’ve become invalidates your position as a truth-teller right when America needs you the most. You built your career on raw talent and hard work without bowing to your masters at Comedy Central, and you don’t need to do this either. If you ever manage to un-sew your lips from the royal prince’s gold-shitting anus, please come back to us.

Obligatory take from another of my favorite comedians.

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[–] Jaysyn@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

That's not what free speech is. The government has never attacked this Chapelle for his speech.

His bigoted shit just isn't funny to GenZ and they don't mind telling him.

It's our right to Freedom of Association he has an issue with.

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[–] demizerone@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

The state of comedy is so sad.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

agreed, most of them became right wing, or far right.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org -1 points 15 hours ago (6 children)

If you ever heard real right wing comedy, it makes sense that normal comedians try to tap into that well.

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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to love chapel. Now not so much. He drank the Joe Rogan kool-aid

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He also sent strong antivax messages to black Americans. I liked his comedy but he got addicted to money and is a disappointing human.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago (4 children)

is a disappointing human.

He was always a disappointing human.

He just used to be a funny disappointing human.

Now he's a sad, disappointing human.

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[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I don't understand how for the last ten years this guy has been allowed to just associate with other comics like he's not a fucking pariah.

[–] cabillaud@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Because comics are whores

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Aw man Bill Burr went too? Goddammit.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Daily reminder that Burr was never a progressive or ally to leftism, or even humanity broadly.

We just all really loved when he directed his performance against the people who deserve it the most, so that's what we choose to remember.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 16 hours ago

hes an opportunists like many comedians apparently. he was doing something very popular at the moment, aka the Luigi situation, and then immediately crawled back to whatever cave he came out of, not a peep after he made that statement.

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[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 177 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Makes it so easy to find the people who don't give a fuck about women when they suck the Saudi teats so openly

[–] shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Counterpoint: If America gave a fuck about women it

  1. Wouldn't have bought oil from a repressive regime that suppressed woman's rights for decades and continues to do so.

  2. Elected a pedophile rapist who engaged in the trafficking of girls.

  3. Mourned and idolized a man who spread a religiously driven message that women should submit to men.

Unless you're saying supporting either nation implies a lack of support for women. Which would be an undoubtedly reasonable position.

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[–] wildflower@lemmy.world 98 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Jim Jefferies, Jimmy Carr, Kevin Hart, Pete Davidson... I was surprised to see these names on the lineup, what a bunch of sellouts.

This is from their contracts (found on https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-30/riyadh-comedy-festival-begins-with-pete-davidson-bill-burr/105833686):

[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Pete Davison is just mind blowing. He can’t even make jokes about how SA murdered his Jewish dad, while he sucks the dick of the men who murdered his dad

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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Jimmy Carr isn't a surprise.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Jimmy is a cunt. Self admitted.

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[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 131 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Chappelle has always been tone-deaf about many things, he's just more obvious about it since he's older. Glad more and more people are noticing his hypocrisy

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 16 hours ago

its was obvious when he became anti-trans, and when right wingers were flocking to his shows.

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[–] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 52 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He referenced the Charlie Kirk situation. He didn't say anything about Charlie Kirk. He's nothing more than a rightwing propagandist these days.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 2 points 15 hours ago

Which is so funny that he became "one of the good blacks" or at least he's trying. The people he's appealing to still hate him, they just like his "message"

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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I’ll bet ya a whole dollar that he doesn’t know who Jamal Khashoggi was.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 77 points 1 day ago

I invite you to stay there, Mr. Chappelle.

[–] Solumbran@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Isn't he the piece of shit that was enjoying that someone that interrupted his show because of the shit he was saying, got heavily beaten up by security?

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