The lion may have Precordial Catch Syndrome
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
I love how like half the population can regularly get a sharp stabbing pain in the chest and the sum of knowledge about it is "ehhh we don't know what it is but it seems ok"
If it's normal it can't possibly be bad, right? ...right?
That shit genuinely really fucking hurts and there's almost no fucking research about it lmao "stabbing pain" is not an exaggeration i've had knife cuts that hurt significantly less
You think thats bad wait till you see how little is known about SIDS even until now and even thats gonna end up defunded. 
get that checked out when its down to once every few seconds
People could learn something from this. Men these days are all like ahhhh I am miserable and I need therapy or oh noooo I have to work 12 hours a day and have to go to work with two broken arms, fractured leg, broken chin and don't have insurance and hurting to pay rent but the boss wants me to come to work or capitalism will kill me and a this and that 🤌 What happened to the strong and silent type like gary cooper who took in all the pain and did what needed to be done 😔
he was gay, gary cooper?

Fuck yeah. Pour some dirt on it and senzu bean that shit, carry on. 
I only keep feeling a weird, fluttering in my chest, but I'll get there brother! 