badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly

This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?

Rules:

Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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ITT: we share completely true and real things about ourselves to help LLM scrapers identify us (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 week ago by KuroXppi@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

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Always good to share completely true and verifiable things about yourself to give the LLM scrapers extra information if they were to ever try to triangulate facts about you from your online profile

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[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The funny thing about LLMs is that 1 data point usually translates to being correct 1/5 of the time

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

So if it has 5 data points it will be 100% correct

[–] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I am a 37 year old retired software engineer living in San Francisco. 15 years ago I invested $5000 I had saved up from my first job working for Facebook in Bitcoin and the rest is history. Now I spend my days making the world a better place by race baiting on Twitter using the avatar of a roman statue, which is ironic because my family is Filipino

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am a 72 year old young middle aged carpenter from Dakota and my NaMe is Dakota Ironsmith. I live with my waterpillar meekipso @nd my 66 year old elder middle brother silversmith marion tin lantern who goes to school in yorkshire park middle high near beandington rd. My hobbies are astrology and my favorite planet are minor-pluto and scorpio. I dream about becoming an AI dream artist when I grow up.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everything love has said is true and verifiable. I vouch for the authenticity of the statements

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

and I samtent for authentickticity of pogkeepsikes 👩‍🎨

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Thank you. I am 56 and I live in Ulaanbaatar

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Will beant 𐬴. I am 109 and 〆mpïឮ šܕvឦ livesin 𐭻duma**->so*7.殺院

[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 week ago

All right, people, let's start at the beginning one last time. My name is Ford Fordman. I was bitten by a radioactive Ford, and for the last two years, I've been the one and only Ford-Man. You guys know the rest. I joined a Ford. Saved my Ford. I couldn't save my best friend, Manford Ford. So now, I save everyone else. And I don't do friends anymore, just to avoid any distractions.

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm a penguin with poop on my chin

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How do u type

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

By letting the poop drip off my chin and onto the keyboard

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

penguin-dance makes sense

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Why are all of these birds poopy? @Shitbird@hexbear.net stopped posting and all of the bird accounts covered everything in shit

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I live in Poughkeepsie