Wear the most absorbent T-shirt that will hold the most water.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
The gal with the best looking wet gazonga's wins, I've judged many of them.
i genuinely have no idea if this is a bit or not. it's just how popular your tits are?
I'm doing a bit and I'm guessing. We need to take a time machine back to the 80's the heyday of wet t-shirt contests to study the rules.
going to have to make a phone call and ask Richard T Shirt himself about this one
boobs
Vibes
have big booba that a thin white, wet tshirt clings to and reveals the the overall shape / volume of the booba as well as making the margins of the areolas plainly visible. visibly protruding nipples are generally a big plus.
100% not a bit.
im old so when i was like 12, i remember learning about these as i was coming of age. in hindsight, the whole point is that public nudity is regulated in the US. only certain jurisdictions allow it, and only in licensed places.
however, a rando bar can play coy by having clothed boobs soaking wet so a bunch of drunk booba-enjoyers can awooga them.
the loudest awoogas indicates the winner. contestant #3, Amber Lynn from Fort Meyers, FL.
Amber.