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White House blasts Nobel Committee for not awarding Peace Prize to Trump (www.bbc.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Sibilantjoe@lemmy.world 114 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"The Nobel Committee proved they place politics over peace," White House communications director Steven Cheung said after the announcement on Friday morning.

"President Trump will continue making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives," Cheung wrote on X. "He has the heart of a humanitarian, and there will never be anyone like him who can move mountains with the sheer force of his will."

I'm glad we've arrived at the 'indistinguishable from North Korean propaganda' stage of the second Trump presidency. Really classic stuff.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 29 points 2 weeks ago

How dare you! President Trump has ended over seven thousand wars since the beginning of his second term. He also single handedly eliminated human trafficking, poverty, all illnesses, and climate change (which is still a liberal hoax). If that were not enough, our dear leader sacrificed himself to defeat Thanos which the low energy avengers were too weak to do. He then raised himself from the dead, ascending like a Phoenix from the ashes and returning to grace us with his wonderful benevolence for the rest of our days.

Praise be.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 54 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He has the heart of a humanitarian

Whose heart did he have removed and where is he keeping it?

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 21 points 2 weeks ago

That poor humanitarian 😔

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago

Deep down underneath it all I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar, on my desk.

Robert Bloch

[–] BoloMKXXVIII@piefed.social 39 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I would think it would be hard to vote for someone who is putting troops in the streets of their own cities. Not to mention the thuggery of ICE. EDIT: I forgot to mention threatening other countries with take overs.

[–] Mihies@programming.dev 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We shall not forget glorious enabling of genocide, attack on Iran, assassinations in Venezuela, Greenland and Canada demands, helping Russia just to name a few.

[–] BoloMKXXVIII@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, the list is a long one.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 33 points 2 weeks ago

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 28 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

bLaStS ! ! !
RiPs !! !
eVisCeRaTeS!!!!!

There are just some of the words made utterly worthless LOOOOONG AGO by the garbage dump that is 24/7 infotainment pundit industrial complex.

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

SLAMMED!

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Lambasted!

[–] PixeIOrange@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Badaboomed!

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Big badaboom.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Upbraided!

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Damn, bro, you DESTROYED the mainstream media!

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

BODYSLAMMED!

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I just TRIPLE REVERSE WHAMMIED!... the mainstream media.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 27 points 2 weeks ago

Whitehouse whines like a little bitch to the Nobel Committee for not awarding peace prize to trump

FTFY

I already hate it that every news item now is about blasting, crushing, burying, and whatnot, but this isn't blasting at all, it's literally cry baby whining

[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 weeks ago

In the same instance, they have also blasted the Olympic committee for not delivering trump a gold medal for the 200m sprint, for which he is equally qualified and entitled.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They still awarded it to a fascist so he should be happy.

[–] railway692@piefed.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago

Fascists don't like sharing, even with other fascists.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago (14 children)

How is she a fascist?

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As others have mentioned. Loves Trump, loves Israel. She applauded the US for bombing those unidentified boats. She explicitly wrote that she dedicates her award to Trump...

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

Gross! Thanks!

[–] Solumbran@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

She is quite openly supporting Trump, a 30s glance at her wikipedia page would have told you so.

[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

My post took five seconds 😎

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Give him the Piss Prize.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He'd enjoy it too much

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago

Only if it came from an underage girl...

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 weeks ago

President Trump will continue ~~making peace deals, ending wars, and saving lives~~ threatening wars on the world, and murdering innocent civilians,

FTFY

[–] DriftingLynx@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago

So, how many Peace Prize winners have set their military to occupy politically opposed cities allowed the police to run rough shod over their citizen's rights to due process?

That's how many prizes this orange clown is going to get 🙄

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

lol time to take out Obama's nobel peace prize videos and unleash them on Twitter

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

[–] waldo_was_here@piefed.social 13 points 2 weeks ago

Release the Epstein files

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Wah wah! Baby wanna prize! Wah wah!

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 8 points 2 weeks ago

This asshole is going to start a war over the Nobel peace prize.

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

War is peace

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn, only took a day...

https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/nobel-peace-prize-decision-act-of-war-20251010261060

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That's clearly a joke site. Decent headline, though.

[–] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I know it's a joke site. The Daily Mash published this story as a joke only a day before Trump got pissed off about this in real life.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh, I didn't realize it was older than the real thing. That's a lot funnier.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

So when does this orange clown drop dead? Asking for a few million friends.

[–] waldo_was_here@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Release the Epstein files

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Mark the Nobel committee as terrorists! Death penalty! Stupid Communists. Bomb the committee, assassinate them, declare war on them. Show them who's peace price worthy!

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