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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Congratubeanshions! doggirl-happy Corporate says I must image you happy. Corporate also said the next step involves pushing the rock up a ladder.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

Yesss pushing it up a ladder is so much easier! Thank you for rewarding my hard work with easy work

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

Premium Pig Balls

[–] mendiCAN@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It is a perfect metaphor for the pmc

Edit: amd it was actually the default image for a linkedin post i saw

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago

congratulations

I am now ready to experience the real world toil of never ending corporate tasks, and thrive in it. How glamorous. We did it. Like and subscribe, merch store coming soon.

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey um sorry i haven't been responding to the group whatsapp ive been snowed under can you add my signature to the last page?

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fantastic reminder to me to not go back to school thanks comrade

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Postgrad wasn't terrible, I feel like they sling group assignments at undergrads as busy work

[–] SockOlm@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

I need to go to sleep I read this as Group Project Got Dilf 😭

[–] DerEwigeAtheist@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I only respond to questions about my mental welfare on R U OK Day. Other days of the year I respond 'can't complain'

[–] DerEwigeAtheist@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

So I can imagine you happy.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Congratualns. Come back tomorrow to receive your certificate

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

certificate below

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[–] individual@toast.ooo 2 points 2 months ago

that's four people