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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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[–] Andrzej3K@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

Mamdami mía, that's a bad a post

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

we went full mamdani word alchemist on this one

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The synthesis of the trending topic and beans was a stroke a beanius

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

I always have my finger on the pulses

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey, that's just a funny term for soy! You're not gonna trick me into being all feminine and stuff with your fancy words!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fine then please est this bowl of {枝豆|zhi dou} from Japan

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

Okay this post is doing numbers lfg

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Feel free to comment

Just because you said that, now I will not

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Okay that's disgraceful wht would you comment that

[–] aebletrae@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Everyone loves to complain about Zunda Mamenori, but do you really want that ful medames again instead?

[–] Alaskaball@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

BeanBeanNoMamdani

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago
[–] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

You know, I eadamamdani, you eadamamdani, we eadamamdani if we keep eating so much they'll run out

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

badeline-scream I was going to post some long lost zundapolitican meme that I couldn't find because I accidentally peeked into the Japanese version of China (Shanghai) is over with Zundamon but it was getting too reactionary by the point it starts a rant about Chinese tourists, covid and other snarky remarks about communism so I wasn't going to sit through that. The comments are a mix of the usual stuff about Xinjiang and Tinyman square and some hitler-detector

Some of them seem to like Deng though.

Enjoy yummy

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I watch youtube through invidious but some videos break on some of their servers and it could be down so I avoid linking often since the bot does the job well either way. I didn't even know about the ai dubs until I saw the option to switch in invidious recently but are they forcing it on users now?

Edit: Gave it a test and it was worse than I imagined

Also, Deng Xiaoping? you mean Azuma Xiaoping

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thankfully invidious doesn't have the dubbing, I usually go via new pipe but at work I don't know what I'll do, since I suspect yt mirrors will be blocked. What if they start dubbing the lyrics in songs? Is it smart enough to at least to not do that?

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I usually go via new pipe but at work I don't know what I'll do, since I suspect yt mirrors will be blocked

There might less known instances or test servers. Startpage search's anonymous view which connects to a proxy usually worked but I suspect youtube might block it on some ocassions with bot accusations.

What if they start dubbing the lyrics in songs?Is it smart enough to at least to not do that?

There might be userdefined tags that help identify it as music and the copyright thing does catch songs by the name so probably but If it is a song mixed with other audio in it then it might fail or it might autodub despite being capable enough to avoid doing it because google said so. I think I saw a section with dubbed voice mumbling something (not even the original speech artifact that appears often) in a section for a few seconds where there wasn't actually any dialogue. It took a lot of liberties with the translation so a lot of those snarky comments were either omitted or left feeling mild and it doesn't resemble the tone that was used in the video, instead it sounds flat and without emotion. The music in the background had artificats or was sometimes missing, the audio would speed up or slow down constantly. The original audio only used a well known voiceroid and some basic texttospeech voices so I wonder how bad it would be on a video with normal speech.

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Edamame is great especially with lemon and salt

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago
[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mamdani? Like the bank robbery in Andor?

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Haven't seen it so can't appreciate the reference:(

[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

Oh, it just rhymes (Aldani), it's not a very good reference

[–] SwitchyandWitchy@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago