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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you to SquareSpace for sponsoring this Badpost

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

Making bank via badposting since 1989

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

Actually, legal eagle as a third is part of my fantasy

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ten reasons why your girlfriend calling you “daddy” in bed won’t make you her legal guardian.

[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Oh sure it’s all “call me daddy” unless it’s tax season :/

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And you call him Legal Eagle, despite the fact that he's obviously a man?

[–] miz@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I must refer you to the precedent established in People vs. Harvey Birdman

[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

He's been wrong before

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

smuglord whoa ladies legal eagle is on the scene now, in this video we’ll go over 10 reasons why this claim is legally dubious

[–] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is legal eagle one of the good ones or one of the bad ones? I know that theres a ton of these lawyer guys on yt

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago

He’s pretty libbed up but not particularly bad either.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

All I know is that he hans out with Dr. Mike who is basically a monster in a human suit.