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would spider man cooperate with ICE

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

He was Pro-Superhuman Registration Act until he realized this allowed his villains to find out his secret identity

So he might be Pro-ICE until they tried to deport Thor or something

[–] 10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love the implication that green lantern knew about this and hid it so he could do this big reveal like a total asshole

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

That is absolutely what Hal Jordan would do

Whitest white man in White Town

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Space cop destroys champagne socialist with the shocking truth about drugs

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

Let's be real, that smooth lady H helped Speedy keep his aim straight

Or something, I don't know, I'm not a 40 year old EIC of comic books

If I were, there'd be a lot more cool shit happening

he really is like me <3

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It reaches the thing where how much heroes really figure out what they are doing is helping or not, radicalization of supers would be neat but I can see an equal number or more falling for human nature arguments or being LIBed up thinking well this is the best we can do under the current system. All of them are also fighting a war against the status quo which in some verses is a force in of in of itself. I will say spiderman is at his best when he's fighting billionaires like Norman Osborn also when he's broke as hell

[–] 10TH_OF_SEPTEMBER_CALL@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

iron man would. But speedie? hes on the side of the people

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

There are a bit of media of spiderman that keeps getting rid of the poverty but ngl annoying

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

It depends on the story, specifically whether or not he's working with the NYPD against ICE, or with ICE against the NYPD

[–] wolfinthewoods@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Maybe 1970s Spidey wouldn't help them, but I bet modern Spidey and the MCU asshats would

[–] ComradeRat@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Raimi spiderman? No Miles morales? No Mcu spiderman? Yeah

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

Maybe MCU Spiderman or Miles Morales?

[–] Jaclope@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Assuming they would consider all superhumans, alien species or anyone from another country to be targets. Likely that most of the supers that are just rich people with access would turn on the others.

[–] corvidenjoyer@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

Maybe MCU Spiderman or Miles Morales?