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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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How do I protect my underwear and not soil them all over the next two days?

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[–] kristina@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

this is the kind of quality post i come to hexbear to see, bravo

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

Might have to put a cork in it since it sounds like your sharting has just begun, just watch out, it may shoot out at the worst time since being a human champagne bottle is a bad time.

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Put your underwear in a valuables safe, and leave it there. Do not bury (no soil), and don't wear (not soiled).

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Fix your diet

[–] GladimirLenin@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

Keep your undies safely packed away in your drawers. That way, if you shart again they won't get damaged.

[–] Super_Saiyan_4_Marx@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

If you eat enough beanis, you can transition your sharts back to farts. Remember that fiber and indigestible solids are your friend.

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You are the victim of a curse, you must light the sacred doodoo candle and prepare to doo battle in the astral plane

[–] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am ready to do battle, but who must I fight after astral projecting? Grimace?

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Golgothan the shit demon