this is the kind of quality post i come to hexbear to see, bravo
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Might have to put a cork in it since it sounds like your sharting has just begun, just watch out, it may shoot out at the worst time since being a human champagne bottle is a bad time.
Put your underwear in a valuables safe, and leave it there. Do not bury (no soil), and don't wear (not soiled).
Fix your diet
Keep your undies safely packed away in your drawers. That way, if you shart again they won't get damaged.
If you eat enough beanis, you can transition your sharts back to farts. Remember that fiber and indigestible solids are your friend.
You are the victim of a curse, you must light the sacred doodoo candle and prepare to doo battle in the astral plane
I am ready to do battle, but who must I fight after astral projecting? Grimace?
Golgothan the shit demon