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he's an almost 60 year old man.

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Roided retard Rogan relishes resurrected....ribbing? Shit, I'm stumped.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Rampant, regurgitated right-wing rhetoric really reeks.

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[–] weew@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

They can describe themselves again. I suppose that could be considered cultural restoration?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I've always preferred fucktard, it's more satisfying

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[–] Caruna@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

This man is nearly sixty years old

I've never met anyone with this disability as vile, hateful, violent, or senseless as any of them. And that's saying something because once one beat me up on the playground.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can all newspapers, when writing about Rogan, now use the term "Noted r-word, Joe Rogan..."

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can we just make Rogan the new R-word and stop saying it?

[–] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Shut up, you Rogan

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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago

That's retarded

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

So he wants people to call him that?

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Joe Rogan identifies as a South Park character: offensive and two-dimensional

[–] verdantbanana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

what drinking too much donkey juice does to the brain

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