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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 13 points 10 months ago

We have a bunch of Yes men

[–] nki@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago (5 children)

It's shocking to witness what's happening in the US of A as an outsider.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

The warnings were there when the George W. Bush administration was doing all the things. We should have learned then never again to vote Republican, but we did. Twice. For the same monster both times.

We need to be having a sober conversation as to why and how that happened, given democracy doesn't work when people vote based on vibes or propaganda feels.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 4 points 10 months ago

given democracy doesn’t work when people vote based on vibes or propaganda feels.

Unfortunately, it seems like a lot of people are primarily vibes driven. Everyone is, in some cases or other. For example, a lot of otherwise reasonable people will flip their shit if you suggest eating less meat for environmental or animal welfare reasons. You just get excuses and variations of "but i like it" and "but i'm a good person".

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

imagine living here.

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 11 points 10 months ago

Ah we finally got a real president with such class and decorum -ppl that voted for orange

I really hope dems keep using that against them but they are spineless until proven otherwise. I would drooling at all this ammo just handed to me.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 10 months ago

Live by the poop, die by the diarrhea.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 10 months ago

"He's not calling for the murder of his political opponents" yes he did. He said certain political opponents are terrorists and deserve the death penalty. Also, this is about him shitting on his own people, don't change the subject you piece of shit.

[–] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is this .. about the "pee tape"? An attempt to make it look like a nothingburger? To innoculate the public against the outcry that would happen if it was released? "Look, you all laughed at it when I shit from a fighter, this pee thing is boring next to that".

[–] Hagenman@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

It wasn’t the word pee, it was the letter p.

Anyway, release the Epstein Files

[–] webdox@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Who fucking cares. Newsflash, they stopped pretending awhile ago.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Assholes. All of them.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Not surprising. Turds tend to stick together.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Did you see the video?

Even the AI knows he has issues with his diet.

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

The one from last weekend or the other one?

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

What about the pee tape?

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

If I were AI, I would be super embarrassed. Can do so much better than this

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