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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 13 points 3 months ago

We have a bunch of Yes men

[–] nki@lemmy.ml 12 points 3 months ago (5 children)

It's shocking to witness what's happening in the US of A as an outsider.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

The warnings were there when the George W. Bush administration was doing all the things. We should have learned then never again to vote Republican, but we did. Twice. For the same monster both times.

We need to be having a sober conversation as to why and how that happened, given democracy doesn't work when people vote based on vibes or propaganda feels.

[–] jjjalljs@ttrpg.network 4 points 3 months ago

given democracy doesn’t work when people vote based on vibes or propaganda feels.

Unfortunately, it seems like a lot of people are primarily vibes driven. Everyone is, in some cases or other. For example, a lot of otherwise reasonable people will flip their shit if you suggest eating less meat for environmental or animal welfare reasons. You just get excuses and variations of "but i like it" and "but i'm a good person".

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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

imagine living here.

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[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 11 points 3 months ago

Ah we finally got a real president with such class and decorum -ppl that voted for orange

I really hope dems keep using that against them but they are spineless until proven otherwise. I would drooling at all this ammo just handed to me.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 3 months ago

Live by the poop, die by the diarrhea.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

"He's not calling for the murder of his political opponents" yes he did. He said certain political opponents are terrorists and deserve the death penalty. Also, this is about him shitting on his own people, don't change the subject you piece of shit.

[–] Xaphanos@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is this .. about the "pee tape"? An attempt to make it look like a nothingburger? To innoculate the public against the outcry that would happen if it was released? "Look, you all laughed at it when I shit from a fighter, this pee thing is boring next to that".

[–] Hagenman@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

It wasn’t the word pee, it was the letter p.

Anyway, release the Epstein Files

[–] webdox@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Who fucking cares. Newsflash, they stopped pretending awhile ago.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Assholes. All of them.

[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Not surprising. Turds tend to stick together.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Did you see the video?

Even the AI knows he has issues with his diet.

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

The one from last weekend or the other one?

[–] MML@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

What about the pee tape?

[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If I were AI, I would be super embarrassed. Can do so much better than this

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