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[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 82 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"The president uses social media to make a point," Johnson told reporters Monday. "He believes that he is a king and that any protest against him or his appointed officials is treason. In essence, he is a fucking traitor who never should have gotten elected the first time, let alone the second, and I and my colleagues are going to work to impeach him and remove him from office, just as soon as we take our tongues out of his asshole."

-- Mike Johnson, if he was slightly less of a toady piece of shit traitor.

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[–] don@lemmy.ca 97 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Time to make AI videos of trump eating actual shit from a horse’s ass, go crazy and flood their zone with ‘em.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Straight from Putin's ass.

[–] PeacefulForest@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Or netanyahu‘s

[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I dunno, I think the video of him shitting on everyone and then it cutting to eating the shit he rained down on people would be pretty good too.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 11 points 1 day ago

Ah we finally got a real president with such class and decorum -ppl that voted for orange

I really hope dems keep using that against them but they are spineless until proven otherwise. I would drooling at all this ammo just handed to me.

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 49 points 1 day ago (4 children)

They do because they have no choice. Their ability to think for themselves has been compromised. Think of them like Ophiocordyceps fungi: basically, they have zero control over their own behavior outside of their servitude to Tantrumus Maximus. If he wills it, they see it done- without question and without consciousness.

[–] regdog@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

There is no need to bring biology into this. They have been taken over by fascism.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Think of them like Ophiocordyceps fungi

Oh, yeah. Totally. Exactly what I was thinking.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Classic ophiocordyceps fungi shit.

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[–] return2ozma@lemmy.world 101 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 123 points 1 day ago (6 children)

My favourite thing about this is that .... he'll be remembered forever for shit like this (no pun intended).

Think about it ... JFK had famous speeches and lines like 'We choose to go to the moon' ... Eisenhower is thought of to his line 'the Military Industrial complex' ... Roosevelt for his 'Day of infamy' speech ... even Reagan is remembered for his 'Tear down this wall' speech

Trump? ... he'll be remembered as a senile old buffoon who shared childish videos to make fun of the citizens he was supposed to govern.

.... and it isn't just representative of Trump ... no matter how the country feels about it ... his stupidity reflects on the entire nation.

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (4 children)

His legacy will be that of a cautionary tale on how not to be the most embarrassing footnote in American history.

His grave should be the only location where public defecation is legalized.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

His grave should be the only location where public dedication is legalized.

Oh, Lord, this guy really drank the Kool-Aid. (jk)

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[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 8 points 1 day ago

… and it isn’t just representative of Trump … no matter how the country feels about it … his stupidity reflects on the entire nation.

This. I don't think about what Trump will be remembered for as much as what mark will he leave on America. His orange face will forever be included in the lists of US presidents reminding everyone how stupid this country has become. The monuments he's building and reforming will stay in Washington for centuries. The broken alliances, dismantled institutions, discarded laws... The US will never be the same after Trump and it will be his real legacy.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

JFK had famous speeches

"Ich bin ein Berliner"

Not trying to disprove your point though, being remembered for that is still dimensions better than that video.

He really won the hearts and minds of the jelly donut crowd

[–] logicbomb@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

he’ll be remembered

That's what he wants. To have more money than other people, and to be remembered.

In a way, that's one nice thing about how he's destroying America. America will be weakened so much that maybe soon some other country or some new country will rule this land, and the United States will be relegated to history books. And then, Trump will only be remembered by very specialized historians.

[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In China they have these statues of a corrupt official and his wife that killed a loyal general like 1000 years ago. People spit on those statues to show they haven't forgotten the betrayal. Maybe Americans can take a cue from that and always "remember" Trump in that way when he's gone.

[–] UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hear me out; we take all the statues of Confederate losers and whatever gaudy atrocious bullshit cheeto comes up with, set them all up in a swamp with catwalks placed close enough that people can spit, piss, and if so motivated and properly prepared, projectile vomit/shit on their memories.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I think I'm good.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

He doesn't care about being remembered per se, just getting his ego stroked now. And all his shitty juvenile impulses fulfilled.

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[–] DireTech@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

To the people like me who are confused, this is the actual video the US president posted. I figured this was too far even for that guy.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Man, his diaper was really full!

[–] Madrigal@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] bdot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

fun fact : in the U.K. the word “trump” is slang for “fart”

i really believe that we need to start using that colloquialism a lot more frequently

That's neat. Here it's slang for shithead who's destroying the community

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[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 1 day ago (3 children)
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[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The Pedo Pooper Presidency

[–] hobowillie@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

After all these years, I finally figured out what the PPP Loans were an acronym for.

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[–] don@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Really gotta hand to the dems for their fantastic response lol

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 26 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I was hopeful for two seconds.

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago

Man you got me.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

You son of a bitch.

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

They can't even wear fighter jet masks properly over their nose.

[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 day ago

All those "rules" are for the peons.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 day ago

Finally admitting he's full of shit and loves shitting on the people.

[–] starrysonics@lemmy.today 19 points 1 day ago

What an unusual collection of words.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago

Live by the poop, die by the diarrhea.

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Do his diapers collect it for the strafing runs?

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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I knew he was full of shit, but Jesus Christ he was full of shit.

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