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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Taste so good thaaanks! It has all the cool colors to taste (´~`)モグモグ

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Fun fact mogu mogu means mushroom mushroom in mandarin

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

doggirl-smartI learn something new everyday here. I was too tired after a week of learning mandarin few weeks ago and realized I need to listen a lot more frequently. I had picked up a little watching stuff in a distant past but its mostly gone by now catgirl-flop

[–] UmmmCheckPlease@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I’m picking up on some strong peat flavor. Yim yum.

Also I regularly drive past a church with a sign reading “10 am worship”, and read it as “LOAM WORSHIP” and get a bit disappointed that’s not actually what it is sicko-wistful

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

SLUUUUURRRRRRP Gee thanks Kuro, you're always so thoughfu-- HACK GAH COUGH WHAT THE FUCK?!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh no not mossy enough??? :(

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's wheeze it's delicious

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 2 months ago

Wonderful catgirl-heart here's second helpings

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

crunchy yummy earth spaghetti doggirl-thumbsup