He looks like an unhinged lunatic.

I don't understand this person's appeal.

Do people really enjoy watching people like this? Jesus Christ, do something healthier with your time, like playing videogames, or masturbating.

Pretty obvious he's saying things like this to get more attention. He knows how to get people to clip and spread his content, and people keep feeding the troll.

the guy lost his mother due to their hoarding, hygiene, and health issues. the guy recently also lost his father to health issues/cancer. You'd think it would be a wake up call for him to start getting his shit together but it won't.

I guarantee you he's going to get health issues because of his teeth. His gums have rotted away and routinely bleed (he wipes the blood from his gums on his bedroom wall btw). His home is infested with rats, cockroaches and god knows what else that I'm honestly surprised he hasn't been bitten by a rat yet while he's sleeping. The guy is so repulsed by water that I'm surprised he doesn't have rabies. He can't even drink it because he finds it gross. He won't eat any fruit and vegetables for the same reason, they're gross.

All he eats is junk food and fast food and he's as thin as a rake. his gums are rotted. I'd be curious to know what his index and middle fingers look like at this point...

Yeah that tracks.

All you need to know about Asmongold is there's a video of him on-stream trying water for the first time ever.

He gagged when he drank it.

Then he "watered it down" with soda.

Actually, that's not all you need to know.

Why the fuck do i even know who this person is? Stop give him attention like this or people like them will never go away.

Of course you are buddy, you're twelve.

I once didn't shower for nine months straight, and I evolved from a fetus into a baby

who tf is this person and why do I keep seeing his grungy ass pop up in my feed.

Asmon has such a surface-level shit take on literally everything.

If this were any other time in history this dork would have died from scurvy already.

He misspoke, obviously he meant devolve.

Maybe something on his skin was starting to evolve...

Reminds me of someone here on Lemmy recently who had switched to eating nothing but steak and insisted it was giving them superhuman powers.

Remember when their little coffee-klatch found out about empathy and they all thought they were secret telepaths?

Who?

The bacteria in his butt crack probably evolved many times

I swear, he is just photogenic for the most punchable, beady eyed twatty expressions.

1. Who?

2. That's not how evolving body flora works

Punchable face.

No, he doesn't. He's a very untalented and unintelligent young man who needs attention to have an income; this rag is giving him that attention. I'm part of the problem by commenting on it, and I'm not even spreading any awareness that this man makes money through clicks so will act out for those clicks because it's something we all know.