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[–] devolution@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

He looks like an unhinged lunatic.

[–] Marn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 53 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pretty obvious he's saying things like this to get more attention. He knows how to get people to clip and spread his content, and people keep feeding the troll.

[–] darkstar@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Yes he does this to troll. He often says things because he is trolling just to get outrage.

Not saying it's right, but this is what he does.

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Do people really enjoy watching people like this? Jesus Christ, do something healthier with your time, like playing videogames, or masturbating.

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Yes I recommend that kind of workout too

[–] rozodru@piefed.social 28 points 6 days ago (5 children)

the guy lost his mother due to their hoarding, hygiene, and health issues. the guy recently also lost his father to health issues/cancer. You'd think it would be a wake up call for him to start getting his shit together but it won't.

I guarantee you he's going to get health issues because of his teeth. His gums have rotted away and routinely bleed (he wipes the blood from his gums on his bedroom wall btw). His home is infested with rats, cockroaches and god knows what else that I'm honestly surprised he hasn't been bitten by a rat yet while he's sleeping. The guy is so repulsed by water that I'm surprised he doesn't have rabies. He can't even drink it because he finds it gross. He won't eat any fruit and vegetables for the same reason, they're gross.

All he eats is junk food and fast food and he's as thin as a rake. his gums are rotted. I'd be curious to know what his index and middle fingers look like at this point...

[–] scala@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 days ago

Don't forget he has the personality of a wet brick.

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

I don't understand why anyone still watches him.
Like, is his commentary just that insightful and entertaining? Or is it just watching how far it'll go?

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

And, for some reason, he remains wildly popular, despite being a disgusting incubator for the next global plague.

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

He’s a walking example of rage-bait and it works. People pay attention cause they love him. And people pay attention because they hate him.

He wins either way.

I’d suggest you just ignore his trollish bullshit.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Repulsed by water? Does he have Rabies?!

[–] WhyYesZoidberg@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Why the fuck do i even know who this person is? Stop give him attention like this or people like them will never go away.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Of course you are buddy, you're twelve.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 16 points 6 days ago (2 children)

who tf is this person and why do I keep seeing his grungy ass pop up in my feed.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

He can PAY to have his room clean. Let that sink in.

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Asking the same thing.

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.world 18 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Asmon has such a surface-level shit take on literally everything.

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago

Anthropomorphic rage bait.

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 17 points 6 days ago

If this were any other time in history this dork would have died from scurvy already.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

Maybe something on his skin was starting to evolve...

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago

Remember when their little coffee-klatch found out about empathy and they all thought they were secret telepaths?

[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I swear, he is just photogenic for the most punchable, beady eyed twatty expressions.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 6 days ago

its the "are we the baddies" expression.

[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago
[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

Punchable face.

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Don't worry, he is just Pheromone Maxing.

https://youtu.be/B4tUE0rkctQ

[–] Mwa@thelemmy.club 1 points 5 days ago

this guy is insane,holy.

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