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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] SmithrunHills@hexbear.net 6 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] theoryenjoyer@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

Thesis: Beans Are Dialectical

Antithesis: Beans And Dialectics

Synthesis: Beans And Beans

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 5 points 4 weeks ago

Dreams. Don't let your beans be dreams

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago

Doast, like the British food

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Deans, only people who eat beans or are named Dean can post

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

Bad post gifs

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

i would complete the acronym but the volcel police would arrest me

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Moonstruck_Theorist@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

Democracy 🤓

[–] cmhickman358@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Beanis and Da Meanis (of Production)

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

DVDActive it came to me in a bean

[–] D61@hexbear.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

"I'm here to 'beanis' and 'deleted by creator' ... and I'm all outta' 'beanis'.

rust-darkness

[–] unaware@hexbear.net 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

This is a common mistake, it stands for "Beanis Against Drumpf" because we're all liberals here

daikon radish

[–] Meh@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago
[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 1 points 4 weeks ago

Mr B.A.D. Dobalina