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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 minutes ago

Breaking: Lightning flashes, thunderous boom. Jesus Christ appears upon a obelisk in the center of the reflecting pool in DC.

And I say unto you: FUCKING HELL, CAN YOU ALL JUST STOP RUINING THE WORLD AND EACHOTHER, JUST FUCKING STOP IT WITH THE MONEY AND FUCKING OVER THE POOR. EVERYONE DESERVES FOOD AND COMFORT AND STOP TRYING TO SPEND ALL THE NATURAL RESOURCES ON GET RICH QUICK AI BULLSHIT, I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD TO COME DOWN HERE TO STOP YOU ASSHOLES.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 13 minutes ago

I hate zealots. Fuckin religious twats trying to ruin it for everyone else.

[–] termaxima@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 hour ago

This sounds an awful lot like idolatry to me, which is supposedly forbidden in Christianity.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

According to the Bible, the end times will come when God's good and ready. It's blaspemous and extremely narcissistic to think that any human action can force God to hurry up.

[–] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 minute ago

Some random moneyboi:

[–] oh_@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Tech billionaires will totally destroy us all.

[–] SlippiHUD@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

I don't believe in thier imaginary God. And I won't worship thier Robot one.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 19 points 6 hours ago

Why are the American religious right so fixated on the rapture? It's a death cult sprawling across the nation like a cancer.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 13 points 6 hours ago

~~An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return~~

An ex-intel CEO's idea to make money by combining two money making tools

[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 15 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Holy shit, when does Big Tech ever stop being such a clown show???

Also:

[–] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 8 points 6 hours ago

This is the lamest Adeptus Mechanicus cosplay I’ve ever read about.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

ChristAI can miraculously turn anything into shit. 🙏

These are definitely the people who end up killing us all.

Why would Christ want you literally playing God and fucking with his timeline?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

this sexbot needs Jesus!

more Jesus please

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (2 children)

Jarred by his teachings, religious conservatives would reject a Christian AI modeled after Jesus as "too woke".

[–] cycadophyta@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Nothing that a little training data and parameter manipulation can't fix.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 8 hours ago

christians/conservatives fall for scams, ponzi schemes pretty easily. another way to grift these people.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 hours ago
[–] Boozilla@lemmy.world 21 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

"Hi there! It looks like you're trying to summon Jeebus!" --Fundy Clippy

[–] tabular@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Clippy would never promote a religion. Clippy just wanted to help.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 168 points 22 hours ago (7 children)

Remember when God said he didn’t want idols made, then he punished the Jews to wander the desert for 40 years.

This gives those vibes.

It feels plain wrong.

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 30 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

You REALLY expect conservatives to actually follow the non oppressive sections of the scriptures?

Rotfl

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[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 11 points 17 hours ago

Wandering the desert?

Nay, vibe travelling.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 45 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (7 children)

Remember when God said he didn’t want idols made

You are about 1700 years late to this argument. Christians reconciled with iconography some time in the Byzantium Era.

And after Protestantism? FFS, can you imagine what Joseph Smith would say about an AI Prophet, after spending half his career reading discs out of a hat with special sunglasses?

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[–] nandeEbisu@lemmy.world 64 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This is why humanities degrees are important. We're putting people into leadership positions surrounded by others who also have never critically engaged with a book.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

They've read the Bible! Well, some of it. Well, they've heard their pastor read it. Well, paraphrase it.

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 13 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” -- Frank Herbert

"Right now there is an explosive growth of the number of computers and things they can do. Not only are their numbers increasing at a dazzling rate, but the storage of information in giant data banks is growing in the same explosive way.

We have no way to control this now and none in sight. In fact, the very nature of this growth says that all controls will lag far behind computer developments. Any attempt to ban them will only drive com- puters underground. Never lose sight of the fact that computers "crunch time." The speed at which computers can operate tells us that laws cannot keep up with them. The person with a computer can dance rings around you while you react as though you were embedded in molasses.

What can you do?

Get your own computer. Learn how to use it. We are here to help you make that first step: how to find the one that fits your needs and your pocketbook, where to put it, how to program it-all of the essentials. If you don't do this, the Bill of Rights is dead and your individual liberties will go the way of the dodo." -- also Frank Herbert

I hate how much we seem to be slowly careening towards Frank Herbert's vision like the worse case of collective target fixation.

[–] Cybersteel@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Then the AI Jihad will be inevitable brother.

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 2 points 6 hours ago

Not that I disagree, just as someone who loves computers and programming it really feels like throwing out the baby along with the bathwater.

We could (should imo) be planning a sort of overthrow of the rich assholes who don't share; make sure everyone has access to a computer, the electricity need to run it, and the knowledge to use it to their own benefit.

The second, longer quote in my previous comment is from the intro to a computer self-help/"how-to" book, Without Me You Are Nothing (pdf link).

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 73 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (4 children)

The ego on these people, calling themselves Christians but thinking God needs their help for his plans.

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 26 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

They think God works through them, and it is their divine duty to do this.

It's how they justify a lot of the shit they do.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires.

-Susan B. Anthony

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[–] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 17 hours ago

I realise you have to be somewhat off the rocker to be a billionaire CEO, but Pat is showing more of that than I expected here.

[–] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 3 points 13 hours ago

"We're building the Eschaton Immanentising Machine, from the famous theological treatise 'Don't Immanentise the Eschaton'"

(Also, using LLMs sounds a lot less efficient than the exhaustive search described in The Nine Billion Names of God)

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 34 points 22 hours ago

When your god is omnipotent, omniscient and omnipresent, and also can easily be manipulated by puny human technology into doing your bidding.

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