Graham Cracker 
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Everyone has been talking about Platner more than the Epstein files. Hmmm. It's kinda like his tattoo was a false flag to distract us.
It is almost like the US is a nexus of shit
Some sort of intersecting cross with angles converging and diverging from the center you say?
what's that? i can't hear you out here turning in the widening gyre
Every big topical us trend got buried. BLM, metoo, kids in cages, covid - why should epstein be any different?
I didn't mean to post in c/chapotraphouse. Can you point me to c/badposting?
It is kind of wild how they managed to basically bury the epstein stuff by now. Like no one is talking about that shit any more. What do Qanon people even do at this point?
Graham platano
internet's busiest music nerd and it's time for a review of this latest imperialist invasion
grampla sounds like a new word for a nonbinary grandparent
i feel like a platner is the type of person to fall from great heights onto concrete and turn into a smear
pig poop balls
it's spelled Graham Platner, but it's pronounced Hugo Embossed
graham cracker platypus nerd
Butt
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Take my upbear you scoundrel
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Graham Fartner