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[–] MourningDove@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 hours ago

Simultaneously the joke and the punchline. Trump.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

What an imbecile. Gross

[–] verdi@feddit.org 20 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Can anyone share the snippet of him making the Indian accent? I couldn't find it on Youtube.

edit: Just saw the video from imprudentmortal, dafuq. Wtf is the independent doing, what a crock of shit this story was. The guy is a fucking imbecile, making up these stories undermines the true stories where he is being his imbecile self.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 6 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Did he do the head shake thing?
No?
Fucking disgraceful!
Taco Chicken so dumb, he can't even imitate the population running half his country.\

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Yes they smile and wobble their head when they say "Adolf hitler, verrry good leader". Happened to me twice, unprompted.

[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Remember when people were baffled Trudeau did a dress up? Good times

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

At least trudeau apologizes, this turd would never.

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BilSabab@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

i think it was during his official visit to India - he busted out his best Bollywood drip.

[–] Chozo@fedia.io 234 points 1 day ago (12 children)

I'm starting to think this guy might be a racist. 🤔

He represents the values of those who voted for him, or about half of US voters and all of the nonvoters in the US.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 103 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm starting to think this guy might be a moron. 🤔

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 71 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I’m starting to think this guy might be an asshole. 🤔

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

I dunno. Did Hillary mention it in her emails?

[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 25 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Guilty on these three counts, and 34 more

[–] rayyy@piefed.social 5 points 23 hours ago

Morons And Genuine Assholes

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm starting to think this guy may be mentally incapacitated.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Also a criminal and an asshole.

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[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, he seems like a bit of- pardon my language, a real jerkface!

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[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But... But... P-party of... Linc--HURL!!

Party of Abradolf Lincler

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[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The hindutfascist is not going to like that

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago

Trump supporters are committed to licking that boot. They'll take whatever he tosses at them and pretend it's gulab jamun.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] freebee@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wait you got to 2 before this? How?

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 11 points 20 hours ago

A man gets tired having to update it every 16 hours. I took a few days off. The other employee was replaced by Ai.

[–] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 85 points 1 day ago

And it was just yesterday when The Daily Show talked about how “Trump tours Japan and manages not to do the accent”. Ah, sweet summer children.

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly I can't hear any pretend-indian accent in the video. He did an odd voice but this seems like a nothing burger.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 hours ago

Was the video in the article for you? I couldn’t find it.

[–] metallic_substance@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I would love to see the actual video central to the article, but it's so laden with shitty advertisements, I just gave up

[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (4 children)

The accent isn't heavy at all. Surprisingly not very racist, or at least, not done well at all.

I'm more concerned about his delusional rambling in which he thinks he alone prevented a war between India and Pakistan.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Yeah that was nothing. Big nothing burger.

But yeah, "after literally two days, they called up", as if by a miracle. Even he can't explain the real reasons.

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It’s crazy how often you see an article talking about a video or photo, but they don’t post the video or photo

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[–] molten@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (9 children)

Is lemmy just the new source of bad fucking info here? I struggle through the goddamn ads and trash and see the same voice that orange weirdo uses for everyone. It's not a slow Newsweek.

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[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

This is the least surprising headline I've seen in a bit.

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