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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

frog-no-pretext this house is not big enough for the two of us cowboy

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

It would if it followed appropriate regulations!

[–] gingerbrat@hexbear.net 10 points 2 weeks ago

Nope, honey, the fedposting has already prepped the entire raid for your home, we can't switch locations now

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

We can do it at my house, my partner's mom moved out and you can all help us get it cleaned up

[–] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

don't believe alexei_1917, she just doesn't want to let guests into the orangerie and the gardens

[–] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I don't want you bears eating all the oranges and trampling my flowers!

[–] knifestealingcrow@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Too late I'm in your attic

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

We're at the door open up.