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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

i'm going to venus to get more beanis beanis

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago
[–] Oreb@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Can anyone go to college? To get more knowledge?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 15 points 3 months ago

No sorry we doing austerity

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)

More👏fem👏coded👏planets

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Juno should have gotten a planet before Saturn. Genuinely the systematic erasure of Hera/Juno in culture almost seems like a conspiracy. She is a member of the Capitoline triad, she is a member of dii consentes, Saturn is neither.

[–] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago

Plan-et? For fems is Plan-nyets

[–] miz@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

now I have another thing to be angry about

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It is kind of wild given how ridiculously sexist the ancient Greeks and Romans were that we're still managing to erase the role of women in their societies.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago

I'm going to mars to learn to spit bars

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 3 months ago

Only boys can go to Jupiter to get more stupider still but it's fine there are many other planets depending on how you identify and what you want to do on those planets. Our solar system is turns out is very inclusive

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I come from the funny butt planet huhuhuhuhu

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

I would like to visit Earth one day