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[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 day ago

Is this the dark web I keep hearing about?

Good for them, big mood.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 days ago

The signal to noise ratio on that network has gotta be insane.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 days ago

Spiders Georg is absolutely beside himself

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The sheer hubris of actually touching it repeatedly. There is no way to know how it could react to outside bacteria and whatever else is on him. He might have just killed the entire thing just to get his Tik Tok video.

[–] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Not gonna lie, I thought this was going in a different direction. Like, the hubris, it could have reacted by swarming him like he was food to a hungry, sentient blob of nightmares.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

Just being there and breathing probably releases more bacteria than just touching it

[–] Big_Boss_77@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 2 days ago

You summed up Tik Tok perfectly, yes.

[–] L0rdMathias@sh.itjust.works 20 points 2 days ago

Lolth smiles upon thee.

[–] celeste@kbin.earth 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I wonder if they have any social interactions with each other, beyond mating and so on.

[–] NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I wonder how much cannibalism there is. I cant imagine their prey make it far past the entrance.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Not since the cotillion last June.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Go to a lil market, discuss politics, chat in coffee shops, etc ... all in a friendly manner between two species where one is 4× larger (in body-length alone) than the other. Basically like humans & cats.

[–] sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did you, by chance, read "Children of Time" by Adrian Tchaikovsky? 😬

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

No way. This is cool.

[–] scott@lem.free.as 6 points 2 days ago
[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago